Josipovics

Des: Ah a nice Hawaii morning. I shall put on my lotion I made last night jerking off to two whales having sex in the Hawaii oshen

Whale: *moans* You sick bastard.

Des gets horny just hearing the whale moan

Des: Must....relieve....stress

Des goes into the bathroom, pulls down his pants and masturbates for a few minutes.

Des: Ah i am so lucky it only takes me a few minutes to climax. That way my dad will never catch me.

Desmonds Dad: SON. WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU WE GOTTA GET DOWN TO THE SUB STATION

Des: SHIT. Coming dad!

Des pulls up his pants and rushes out of the bathroom.

Desmonds Dad: Des are you gay

Des: NO!

Desmonds Dad: Are you gay

Des: NO!

Desmonds Dad: Whatever you say

Whale: He is in fact gay. he masturbated to my voice and i am a male whale. He…

Dori is the cutest ship k bye

DamJ is the most sexual ship on this wiki and they should bang bang choo choo train.

Fuck yeah.