Des: Ah a nice Hawaii morning. I shall put on my lotion I made last night jerking off to two whales having sex in the Hawaii oshen
Whale: *moans* You sick bastard.
Des gets horny just hearing the whale moan
Des goes into the bathroom, pulls down his pants and masturbates for a few minutes.
Des: Ah i am so lucky it only takes me a few minutes to climax. That way my dad will never catch me.
Desmonds Dad: SON. WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU WE GOTTA GET DOWN TO THE SUB STATION
Des: SHIT. Coming dad!
Des pulls up his pants and rushes out of the bathroom.
Desmonds Dad: Des are you gay
Desmonds Dad: Are you gay
Desmonds Dad: Whatever you say
Whale: He is in fact gay. he masturbated to my voice and i am a male whale. He…
DamJ is the most sexual ship on this wiki and they should bang bang choo choo train.