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    Des: Ah a nice Hawaii morning. I shall put on my lotion I made last night jerking off to two whales having sex in the Hawaii oshen

    Whale: *moans* You sick bastard.

    Des gets horny just hearing the whale moan

    Des: Must....relieve....stress

    Des goes into the bathroom, pulls down his pants and masturbates for a few minutes.

    Des: Ah i am so lucky it only takes me a few minutes to climax. That way my dad will never catch me.

    Desmonds Dad: SON. WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU WE GOTTA GET DOWN TO THE SUB STATION

    Des: SHIT. Coming dad!

    Des pulls up his pants and rushes out of the bathroom.

    Desmonds Dad: Des are you gay

    Des: NO!

    Desmonds Dad: Are you gay

    Des: NO!

    Desmonds Dad: Whatever you say

    Whale: He is in fact gay. he masturbated to my voice and i am a male whale. He…

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    Dori

    December 15, 2013 by Josipovics

    Dori is the cutest ship k bye

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    DamJ

    December 15, 2013 by Josipovics

    DamJ is the most sexual ship on this wiki and they should bang bang choo choo train.

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    Fuck yeah.

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